Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Random quotes

OK, since I don't know what to post about lately, I'll throw these random movie quotes out there and see who can answer them. Sorry no prizes, just the satisfaction of owning as much useless info as I do:



  1. Boy, if we were Methodists...............oh what a shot we'd have at getting laid right here.
  2. You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.
  3. I just sharted. I don't know what that means. I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
  4. If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So.... pretty please, with sugar on top... clean the fuckin' car.
  5. One unused prophylactic................... one soiled.

Ready? GO!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

#3 - along came polly, or something like that. Has ben stiller and jennifer aniston in it. Can't remember who says that line, maybe phillip seymour hoffman? I'm probably way off base.

I could go look these up at IMDB, but I'm to lazy, so that's my only guess.

Jenn said...

*pout* I'm not allowed to play. =\

Anonymous said...

#1 is Jay in Dogma, I think.
#4 is Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction.

Anonymous said...

Damn...the only one that I got was the Pulp Fiction Quote. Great one! The Wolf, lol.

Every time someone asks me how I like my coffee, I want to reply, "Lots of Cream, lots of sugar."

Jeff said...

The only one I would guess on is #1 which I would say Dogma. I really don't have a clue on any of the others.

:P fuzzbox said...

'Grabasstic' is just an awesome word.