
- Boy, if we were Methodists...............oh what a shot we'd have at getting laid right here.
- You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.
- I just sharted. I don't know what that means. I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
- If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So.... pretty please, with sugar on top... clean the fuckin' car.
- One unused prophylactic................... one soiled.
Ready? GO!
6 comments:
#3 - along came polly, or something like that. Has ben stiller and jennifer aniston in it. Can't remember who says that line, maybe phillip seymour hoffman? I'm probably way off base.
I could go look these up at IMDB, but I'm to lazy, so that's my only guess.
*pout* I'm not allowed to play. =\
#1 is Jay in Dogma, I think.
#4 is Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction.
Damn...the only one that I got was the Pulp Fiction Quote. Great one! The Wolf, lol.
Every time someone asks me how I like my coffee, I want to reply, "Lots of Cream, lots of sugar."
The only one I would guess on is #1 which I would say Dogma. I really don't have a clue on any of the others.
'Grabasstic' is just an awesome word.
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