Thursday, July 19, 2007

10 things I can say to my son

So now that we've officially decided that our son's name will be Luke, I have come up with a list of quotes that I can say to him.
  1. LUKE! We’re gonna have company! – Han Solo
  2. That’s great kid, don’t get cocky! – Han Solo
  3. No, I am your father! – Darth Vader
  4. Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper? – Princess Leia
  5. Do, or do not………….there is no try. – Yoda
  6. What an incredible smell you’ve discovered! – Han Solo
  7. It’s pointless to resist my son. – Darth Vader
  8. Impressive………….MOST impressive. – Darth Vader
  9. Don’t make me destroy you. – Darth Vader
  10. You’d better watch yourself. I’ve got the death sentence in 12 systems. – Guy in Cantina

I know they're all from Star Wars, but I couldn't think of any from Dukes of Hazzard. I'm sure there's others.............what else can you come up with?

7 comments:

David Amulet said...

I, too, would only go with Star Wars. You really don't want Luke learning ANYTHING from Dukes of Hazzard ... well, except for the glory of Daisy Dukes. But he's got a few years until he fuly appreciates those shorts.

-- david

Anonymous said...

That's easy... from Cool Hand Luke:
What we got here is a failure to communicate.
(Just make sure to use a deep Southern accent. If you need practice, just listen to the beginning of G n' R's "Civil War.")

Mike said...

David - I knew you and I would be on the same page. How could someone NOT appreciate the "Daisy Dukes"?

Bruce - Ah.........that's a good one.

Jenn said...

Oh jeeze.....

Although I can see that "Smell" one being used quite often. LOL

Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

Oh, God, I love it! Maybe we'll get a daughter named Leia and when she gets temperamental, I'll go "Yes, Your Worshipfulness!"

:P fuzzbox said...

I can't believe the line. 'Use the force, Luke.' didn't come up.

BTW, WTF is wrong with being just a good ole' boy, never meanin' no harm?

Mike said...

You got me theer Fuzz. I didn't think of that one.