I hate being it!!

My wife tagged me to answer some of these typical chain letter type questions.................so before I get harrased to do it, here goes:

Three people who make me laugh:

1. Allie - How can a one year old not?!?! Especially when she's yours!!
2. Fuzz - If you read his blog, you'd know what I meant.
3. Anyone that makes an ass of themself!

Three things I can do:

1. Drive stick.
2. Make an ass of myself.........well.
3. Make a noise that sounds like an empty bottle when you blow on the top, but I don't need the bottle.

Three things I can't do:

1. Imagine my life without my wife and daughter
2. Not get freaked out everytime I fly.
3. See out of my right eye. Even with a contact in it. (OK technically I can, but it's real blurry and pretty useless!!)

Three things I'm doing right now:

1. Typing
2. Breathing
3. Pushing my cat away from my legs.

Three things I want to do before I die:

1. Go to Italy. (Yes Babe.........so do I)
2. Drive cross country in an RV and see every state.
3. Own a 1967 Chevy Camaro RS/SS

Three things I hate the most:

1. Leaves!!
2. Watching the Yankees lose!!!
3. The Boston Red Sox!!

Three things that scare me:

1. Something bad happening to Allie or Jenn.
2. That I will freak the fuck out when Allie is old enough to date!! (she cold totaly date someone like me, and that's not cool!!)
3. Flying (see above)

Three things I don't understand:

1. Korean
2. Hindu
3. Italian

(Yes I know that was cheesy, but to fucking bad!! I'm answering the damn questions here!!)

Three skills I'd like to learn:

1. Speak Italian (besides the curse words that already know)
2. How to build my own house.
3. How to ice skate (so I could take my daughter out in the winter without falling on my ass)

Three ways to describe my personality:

1. Outgoing
2. Funny
3. Caring

Three things I think you should listen to:

1. Your Spouse (or anyone in your life that you care about)
2. Your instincts. If you don't feel right doing something, you definately shouldn't.
3. Jimi Hendrix ("Just because your listening to him doesn't mean you're hearing him." - White Men Can't Jump).

Three things you should never listen to:

1. Anyone that thinks their opinions are the only opinions.
2. Opera (unless it's A Night at the Opera by Queen. Then it's ok)
3. Menudo

Three favorite foods:

1. Lasagne
2. Steak
3. Mashed Potatoes

Three beverages I drink regularly:

1. Coffee
2. Water
3. Orange Juice

Three shows I watch a lot:

1. How I Met Your Mother
2. The Sopranos
3. Big Brother

Three people I'm tagging to do this:

1. Jennster
2. Jennster
3. Jennster

(I know she will never do it, and I hate tagging people)